“I bet everyone was thinking why the hell wear tasselled boots for meditation when your legs periodically shake uncontrollably?”

An artist is driven to drink by a well-meaning teetotaller.

“… but nosey-ing down back alleys, trespassing along the railway, necking whiskey in the park and pissing in the bandstand were all likely to feature on his itinerary.”

Just an ordinary day in a charity shop, but who is giving and who is receiving charity?

“Lesbians were in fashion at the moment - if she could find any this far from Islington”.